gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via sextnoise)

racisrn:

mr steal yo girl And yo money And i probably wont give back that pencil i borrowed before class

(Source: posterizers, via laughed)

  • me: *laughs*
  • parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via sniffing)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via sniffing)

  • yoda: dont anaconda my
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